About time we got this going here :P
I wish I could stop posting in forum game threads.
Granted, but instead you post in troll topics trolling everyone.
I wish I could get back to the old me...
Granted, but the old you is your past life, and you're suddenly very confused.
I wish for JBlaze to also post a word association game thread :P
Granted, but you end up spending the rest of your life in it.
I wish I could release the new SimpleDesk site theme. NAO! :P
Granted, but then people go blind from it's sparkliness and nobody will ever see SD in action.
I wish some things didn't happen...
Granted, nothing happens now and the world just stops.
I wish I could get a job.
Granted, you have to keep telling Britney spears she's talented over and over.
I wish Cathy would sign the SMF LLC over to me.
Granted, but it's dissolved straight away :(
I wish the new theme could be released right now, it's awesome.
Granted, but everybody except you can see it.
I wish i wasn't bored
Granted, but you get tired of never being bored, and wish you were bored again...
I wish for more time in the day.
Granted, but you find nothing to spend it on :P
I wish this day could just pass by so we can enjoy whatever it's bringing a bit earlier... *hint* ;)
Granted, but we want to be dazzled by its epicness
I wish i didnt have to still use capcha here at SD
Granted, but instead the captcha will follow you to all other sites :P (Post two more posts and you shouldn't have to see it anymore).
I wish I had more time.
Granted, you'll remain 14 forever as a sparckling vampire that only drinks animal blood.
I wish my school didn't take away my iTouch for accessing the schools hidden wifi.
Granted. Instead they took your clothes for accessing the school's hidden wifi.
I wish I had a forklift.
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I didn't see Shudder island. Biggest waste of 2 and 1/2 hours of my life.
Granted, instead you saw "Shudder Highland", it's horrible off-shoot clone copy movie which lasts about 3 hours and 45 minutes in order to tie up all of it's insane plot twists and multiple story arcs into a quick, unpolished ending that just ends in it being a dream the entire time.
I wish I had a bar code imbedded onto my palm so all I had to do to make purchases was to scan my hand.
Granted, but then the machines become alive and next thing you know, you've started Skynet.
I wish I understood what some space people were trying to tell me.
Granted, but as a result you uncover information that has you wanted by every Intelligence Agency in the world.
I wish that I had the money to pay for hosting.
Granted but you end up with a host that's incompetent and overcharging you.
I wish I could figure out how to make attachments work.
What you looking to host [FailSafe]?
You recked it Trekkie
Granted btw, but the attachments are saved to the trash.
I wish I had money for maccas
Granted, after getting the money the chain suddenly disappears.
I wish for a limitless supply of ice cream.
Granted, but its a Unlimited supply of ice cream made from 99% pure fat.
I wish that my webhost doesn't notice hes upgraded my hosting plan but forgot to give me a updated invoice.
(Heh, nice corruption)
Granted, but that's because he's busy planning how to make his data center explode when he says the word "Excelsior!"
I wish for a stripper cake.
Granted, but a Man comes out.
I wish their was no way to corrupt my wish, or take it away, or turn it into a corrupted wish.
Granted, your wish is for nothing and achieves nothing.
I wish I could say Excelsior without laughing.
Granted, but it becomes the only word you can say.
I wish i could decide to by charter membership or not.
Granted, but then you have to pay for a "decision fee" when you decide which is the same cost as a charter membership.
I wish I could live in San Francisco.
Granted, but it's a little town called San Francisco, out in the middle of nowhere on a remote island - and often gets confused for the nice US city.
I wish I could focus my time on things that really need it.
Granted, but you end up forgetting about Simple Desk. :P
I wish that SimpleDesk will be built for Phoenix.
Granted, but it's buggy as sin.
I wish I had a new mouse, this one's almost dead.
Granted, but it's a rat. :P
I wish that Arantor would find me some cat pictures.
Granted, but they are 4000 x 2000 and 2gigs in size. Each.
I wish I had the powers of invisibility.
Granted, but you couldn't control it so you'd end up being invisible in certain occasions when you'd rather be seen... :P
I wish IE6 would die instead of giving me extra CSS work on SD :(
Granted, but instead MS release IE9 which is just as bad as IE6.
I wish someone would take over all my old mods.
Granted, but they don't do anything about them.
I wish i didn't have any assignments
Granted, but instead you're now several years older, with a mortgage to pay and have to work at least 40 hours a week to pay it.
I wish the genie could be free.
Granted, but he just ends up killing you as soon as you get him anyway.
I wish I could have gotten the free pancakes at IHOP today. :'(
Granted, but they're the last ones they had and taste icky.
I wish I had enough time to implement all the awesome features I want to add into 1.0... into 1.0 without either delaying SD or coding solid for the next few weeks 24/7...
Granted, but it's so awesome it can't be used for fear of the overloading amount of awesomeness causing headsplosions from the users.
I wish I had a free copy of Windows 7 that I can duel-run on my Macbook Pro.
Granted, but it's Windows 7 Express that only lets you run one program at a time, itself.
I wish IE6 would just die.
Granted, but how would my grandma update to a new version then?
I wish I had something to translate. :)
Granted, you get to translate the entire teachings of Plato from Greek to Latin.
I wish I could get an internship at Panic.
Granted, but then you panic.
I wish I could start on SimpleDesk 1.1 right now with all the awesome extra stuff in that.
Granted, but it means that SD 1.0 won't get released. :P
i wish I could stop typing "granted" as greanted and then having to fix it.
Granted, but instead you mistype every other word instead.
I wish I knew how to fix the outstanding template bugs.
Granted, but now templates can only be used once and then they are destroyed from existence.
I wish I could find the perfect partner for me.
Granted, but sadly you're not the perfect partner for her, though quite why that is is never established.
I wish Nas were here to help me fix the last 3 bugs to get SimpleDesk 1.0 beta out.
Granted, but the Beta Team finds 1,337 new bugs to fix for SD 1.0 RC1.
I wish, I wish upon a star
How I wonder what you are. :P